ATLANTA (AP) – The NFL should’ve ended the season two weeks ago.
This Super Bowl was a hot mess, really no better than a sloppy preseason game. Tom Brady and the New England Patriots captured their sixth championship Sunday night, an amazing accomplishment that was overshadowed by the ugly way they won it against the stunningly inept Los Angeles Rams.
An instant classic?
No, this one was instantly forgettable.
The only touchdown finally came when the game was 53 minutes old, the Patriots reaching the end zone on Sony Michel’s 2yard run after one of the few offensive highlights Brady’s perfectly thrown ball to Rob Gronkowski with three defenders around, resulting in a 29-yard play; it was the only time all evening that either team reached the red zone.
That one little burst of offense was enough to carry the Patriots to a 13-3 victory , but this game will be remembered as an unworthy finale to a thrilling season. This one was not even in the same league as the two captivating games we witnessed on conference championship weekend, nor in the same class as the Super Bowl classics that capped off the last two seasons Those represented the NFL at its HD best. This Super Bowl should’ve been broadcast in black and white.
Stephen Gostkowski clinched it for the Patriots, barely guiding a 41-yard field goal inside the left upright with 1:12 remaining to make it a two-score game. What a blessing.
The last thing anyone needed was the Rams having any chance to send this monstrosity to overtime.
Taking nothing away from a stout defensive effort by both teams, this lackluster affair seemed more the result of two offenses that never found their footing _ especially the youthful Rams and their 24-year-old quarterback, Jared Goff.
There were plenty of silly mistakes, the kind of plays you normally see when teams are working through the kinks coming of training camp. Both teams were flagged for having two men in motion at the same time. The Rams were penalized for a false start when lined up on second down needing less than a yard. And when they had one of their rare completions, it was negated by a holding penalty.
With just over a minute to go, after the Rams were called for another holding penalty, the press box announcer summed it up best after accidentally leaving his mic on.
“Ughhhhhhh,” he moaned, snapping the assembled media out their slumber.
It was the lowest-scoring game in Super Bowl history, eclipsing a 21-point snoozer in 1973 when Miami capped its perfect season with an ugly victory over Washington. When Maroon 5’s Adam Levine ripped off his shirt during the halftime show, it was quickly apparent that the tattoos would far outnumber the points on this night.
Come to think of it, Maroon 5 might have benefited the most by this one.
Their lame, off-key performance turned out to be the highlight of the night.
The Rams needed until deep into the third quarter to finally surpass 100 yards, on a drive that resulted in their only points. Greg Zuerlein booted a 53-yard field goal that tied the game at 3 with just over two minutes remaining in the period, and it looked like the Rams might actually have a chance to pull out a game they had no business winning.
After Michel’s TD, Los Angeles gave itself one more chance. Driving quickly into New England territory, the Rams had first down at the 27 when Goff lofted a pass toward the right pylon with Brandin Cooks breaking into the clear. But Patriots second-string safety Duron Harmon, in the game after Patrick Chung sustained what looked to be a broken arm, came flying over to level Cooks just as the ball was slipping through the receiver’s hands at the goal line. Cooks conceded afterward that it was a play he should’ve made, but he was hardly alone in that category.
On the very next play, Huron came at Goff on a blitz. The young quarterback flinched with the safety in his face, wobbling up a pass that was easily picked off by Stephon Gilmore.
New England drove the other way for a clinching field goal.
With eight seconds remaining, the Rams sent on Zuerlein to attempt a 48yard field goal, knowing the only remote chance they had to force OT was to get three points, pull an onside kick and heave a desperation pass toward the end zone on the final play.
Zuerlein was money all season, and especially in the NFC championship game against the New Orleans Saints, when he tied it up with a 48-yard field goal and won the game in overtime with a booming 57-yard effort.
That was then.
This time, Zuerlein’s kick sailed wide left of the upright.
Brady kneeled down one more time and it was over. Thankfully.
Disney officials dutifully announced that Brady and MVP Julian Edelman would be visiting the Magic Kingdom on Monday.
The folks at Mickey Mouse Land might want to reconsider their offer.
It’s probably best to just forget this stinker of a Super Bowl.